Me and my brother bein’ facetious dicks

Me and my brother bein’ facetious dicks

Me and a fake ass Mickey

Me and a fake ass Mickey

Nicole wanted me to prove I was with her last night too

Nicole wanted me to prove I was with her last night too

i’m blzed

i’m blzed

This is me drunk on a floor with my son

This is me drunk on a floor with my son

For Christmas this past year my aunt gave me this necklace with a jesusy cross on it, even though everyone in my family knows I’m not TOO INTO JESUS. It kinda pissed me off right as I opened it so I put it on my head like this and said, “Oh man, it fits! Thank you so much!”

For Christmas this past year my aunt gave me this necklace with a jesusy cross on it, even though everyone in my family knows I’m not TOO INTO JESUS. It kinda pissed me off right as I opened it so I put it on my head like this and said, “Oh man, it fits! Thank you so much!”

Mom got ahold of the Yankee Candles