Dear handful of people trying to “reconnect” with me or whatever, aaall on the same day,
It’s been a long time, hasn’t it.
Real long time.
Look, I don’t know how to break this to you.. Maybe I’ll just say it. Sigh.
We’re not friends. Nowhere near.
Remember the last time we saw each other? It was pretty fucking weird, huh? Like, undeniably one of the weirdest interactions I’ve had with another human being, you know? I know you had to have felt that, too. It wasn’t subtle. It was a big fart in your face kind of weird.
Now, considering only that last time that we corresponded, what gave you the idea I wanted to “catch up” or come to your party?
I’m just saying. We’ve both changed.
I’ve transformed into a warm, perceptive, centered human being and you have transformed into a goblin.
Let’s get that straight. Repeat it back to me.
I’m normal, you’re a goblin. A crazy fucking hobgoblin. That’s what you are.
Thanks for your understanding.
Sincerely,
Morgan
