Dear handful of people trying to "reconnect" with...
It’s been a long time, hasn’t it. Real long time. Look, I don’t know how to break this to you.. Maybe I’ll just say it. Sigh. We’re not friends. Nowhere near. Remember the last time we saw each other? It was pretty fucking weird, huh? Like, undeniably one of the weirdest interactions I’ve had with another human being, you know? I know you had to have felt...
drop it like you just realized it's a piece of...
notveryraven: man, i dunno, i just wanna kiss and fuck and walk in the woods forever
Anonymous asked: hi you're attractive bye
Anonymous asked: virgin?
Sometimes I just get so freaking mad at my poop
thisjelly asked: omg morgan remember that vid of you karaoke-ing teenage dream? where is it, i want it. or did i make that up?
clichez4ever: this mass reaction to osama’s death is actually freaking me out guys someone’s best friend just died