April 2011
17 posts
“I really want to walk into a pants store in England and yell: ‘WHERE MY KNICKERS AT?’”
—Janaye
I almost cried a little because of how much I love Lacey
Relevant: Here is a picture of a pregnancy pact founded by Natalie, Lacey and myself
Turning Red
Dntel
I struggle with words that I’ve always known
I get self-conscious of my voice on the telephone
You tell me how you love me every night before bed
and I turn out the lights as my face turns red
total sucker
wamiv
I hope Will doesn’t hate me for this but hearing him fucked up reading someone’s facebook profile is the funniest shit I have heard all day
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0:40
:')
- New GM: I'm gonna grab dinner. Do you want anything?
- Me: Really? That makes me feel like a real asshole. "Hey, we just met, buy me a meal."
- New GM: Well. You are.
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3:39
A daily occurrence at my job
- Me (exiting the office to greet a waiting guest with a mouthful of food): Hi, sorry about that.
- Guest: Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner.
- Me (on the inside): It's okay, it was just a Rice Krispie Treat
When I was younger I was watching the Teen Choice Awards and they had a burping contest and it made me throw up
“I want.. a fuckin makeover”
—My brother
