February 2011
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Anonymous asked: Real talk: how long did it take you to learn ukulele?
January 2011
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Mom: (discussing various parts of her hangover) You know, I had a bit of a headache.
Eric: I queefed a screw.
bringtheruckuss asked: i watched your beyonce vid about a dozen times.
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WatchThis is me as scary Beyonce
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“Most of us, in our daily lives, do not think about rape at all. Women, however,...”
– Pornography, Lad Mags, Video Games and Boys: Reviving the Canary in the Cultural Coalmine Matthew B. Ezzell (via joshishollywood)
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I went to a bar last night
and I soberly and intentionally tipped 100% on all my purchases (because their drinks are cheaper than ramen noodles), but I just checked my bank account and the bartender only added 20%?
I don’t understand. I want to support your shitty bar. Let me support your shitty bar.
“I don’t say I’m 21, I say I’m cerebral”
– Kara
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“You Remind Me of Home” (Ben Gibbard...
“MORGAN’S your new mom.”
– Will’s mom
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“Will! Quit bein such a faggot and buy me some prostitutes! Me and Morgan need to...”
– Will’s brother
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Watch
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drinkyourjuice:
Naughty By Nature — Feel Me...
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“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...”
– J.K. Rowling, The Daily Mail (5/12/06)
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upanddowns asked: you complete me!
upanddowns asked: you complete me!
meepmeepmeep asked: you inspire me!
bringtheruckuss asked: i'm going to try and convert her to the purple side. haha
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“A Grip” - Morgan Burgess
Have you...
Ordinary Texts From Andrew K.
“Omggg google image search selena gomez tinker bell and try to survive”
I survived, but barely.
(Pictured: Selena Gomez and my straight boyfriend)
Thank g-d I don’t have low self-esteem.
Watchyou
remind me of
hoooome
Fashion Tips
Me: [reading the title of an article] "Styles That Flatter Your Bod!"
Eric: WEAR TIT CURTAINS
bringtheruckuss asked: dat gurl coming to fla. yall should smooch.
bringtheruckuss asked: dat gurl coming to fla. yall should smooch.
vulpes-vulpes-deactivated201109 asked: You look so ridiculously serious in your tumbla icon.
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vulpes-vulpes-deactivated201109 asked: You look so ridiculously serious in your tumbla icon.
Absolutely Indecisive: There's not a lot more... →
absolutelyindecisive:
than making a statement or a point about equality for all people (women, people with disabilities, and gays are my main thing) -and getting:
a) a fucking smirk that mine as well just say, “well that sounds sweet.”
b) the other smirk that says, “USUAL NICOLE STATEMENT!!!”
c) a comment somewhere along the lines of, “things really aren’t as bad as you think they are.”
d)...
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Anonymous asked: Is this THE Morgan that covered The Park?
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Morgan and me at a (fancy) dinner tonight:
Morgan: That bus boy is gay
Me: There is no way for you to know that from over here
Morgan: He has weak arms. I have never known a gay boy who didn't have arms like Jell-O.
[he passes by our table to clean another one]
Me: He has an earring
Morgan: [smiling]
[he passes by and makes eye contact with me and smiles]
Me: You just love being right, don't you?
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“But one night he got the two of us poisonously drunk on MD 2020 (that’s...”
– Carol Queen, “Beyond the Valley of the Fag Hags”, PoMoSexuals: Challenging Assumptions About Gender and Sexuality
(Ordinarily I’d stick this to my queer blog, but this is a little too adorable)