I'm drunk as fuck
I got so drunk with my brother tonight. I watched ben play awesome guitar. lorena, the girl he’s about to date, is sweet and awesome and adorable and told me, “do you realize how beautful you are?” after my brpother let me pyunch him a mllion times. yes I do sometiumes realize I’m good and awesome and beautiful and funny and sometimes i feel like, fuck, why...
William Augustus: So, not to get all sappy →
but let me tell you what happened when Christine Friar came last weekend, because it is a pretty good example of a perfect scenario. When you other tumblrs get together, I’m sure it is okay for you to just meet at a bar, have a beer, talk tumblr, and leave after a few pics. Not us. When Christine…
jasonjetaime: Say Aah By Trey Songz I…...
mykicks: The Velvet Underground - “After Hours” ...
sexmusic: change (in a house of flies) //...
notveryraven: “Song for Morgan” by Andrew...
Tamburella: I have not been taking care of myself.... →
I have not been taking care of myself. I realized over the past three days i’ve had at best, two 8oz servings of water. I nearly passed out in the Urban Outfitters yesterday and so I came home and started drinking water constantly and I feel like a new person. I’m not tired or weak, I feel like I… Dog. This literally just happened to me like five minutes ago, except I didn’t almost...
I love you, goodnight
I’m feelin a little emotional after watching that scene in Paris, Je t’aime where that tourist lady is by herself and wants to experience the city but she’s alone and it breaks my fucking heart, and it made me want to tell someone, kind of just anyone, “I love you, goodnight” and I don’t exactly know who the appropriate person is, and it’s probably not my...
sometimes I just want you to climb into my soul and make serious nice with my...– notveryraven
justamoment: The Origin of Love—Hedwig and the...
Hedwig, gender, education, abuse, etc.
These are connected thoughts. Ready. The makers of the film Hedwig and the Angry Inch also did a project where they got a bunch of badass musicians to cover the songs from the soundtrack, and then donated the profits to the Hetrick-Martin Institute, a non-profit organization for LGBTQ youth. I bought the documentary about this project which featured a lot of footage of the various artists, but...
My product review. I’m not normally this boring. But I did it to see if they’d take me seriously.
Sade, last night I ripped out a picture of Nicki Minaj from my SPIN magazine for you. what the fuck? Love, Morgan
I would dip my pubies in honey and let my grandson lick it off if only the Bulls...– Morgan (via drinkyourjuice) Thank ye, thank ye
Tamburella: I listened to Joanna Newsom all today... →
I listened to Joanna Newsom all today because my roommates aren’t here and I had to write a paper. My last.fm just exploded and she shot up like three spots. Today while I was writing my paper I wanted to use ejaculated as a verb because I was doing a close analysis of “Story of the Western Wing”… important ejaculation
Annie Flanagan: I thought I was picking you up later, so I've been.. a big schlub, so now I gotta get my act together.
Me: Oh yeah. You better have your last drink now.
Annie Flanagan: Yeah, I gotta sober up. Drink some coffee.
A drunk family is the best thing to come home to. My mother and brother picked me up and kissed me and we all laughed and it was fab.
abbeyhaynes: Walking On A Dream - Empire Of The...
Gettin my drink on and it's Monday niiiight
I just said ‘i want to be maimed to this song’
afort518-deactivated20110701 asked: Butt sex.
youthculture4ever asked: Baby, what is the most beautiful thing you have ever heard?
Before I check my whole damn dashboard
I just wanted to remind you that tonight I saw Maria Bamford with Will and Natalie. And holy fuck.. I don’t even know.. what to say. Her jokes were fucking hilarious as expected, but the best part was after the show, when I got to meet her and Jackie Kashian. Strangely, not a lot of people were trying to hang out with them, but that was okay. Because I wasn’t rushed and shit. ...
MA’AM. CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE. THERE IS A CENTIPEDE IN MY...– Eric Burgess. Go ahead. Unfollow me. This is what’s important right now. Eric spewing hilarious phrases and Nicole Hoag’s flawless fucking being. Fuck you.
You FOUND my stray weiner. And you bought it a collar. And now you have the...– Eric Burgess
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE WEINER JUST GREW LEGS? AND WALKED AWAY? IT GREW TWO SIZE...– Eric Burgess
This morning there was a weiner laying on the table and now it’s gone....– Eric Burgess