Cesar held my hand tonight when we watched Wolfman (second time for me). Was it awkward? No. Am I sure of what is happening? Nope. But don’t worry, I’m not gonna like… date a guy who doesn’t speak English. What the fuck.
GODDAMN THESE PEOPLE NOT USING THEIR BLINKERS IN VITAL SITUATIONS YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE NAD
For those of you who know me IRL
just because you’re the only ones who will give a frog shit. GUESS WHAT BITCHES, I’M GONNA BE A SERVER, I START TRAINING TOMORROW, MAKE DAT CA$H MONEY. Love, Swizzy
Books I'll never write:
drinkyourjuice: Blowjays and Souflees: How One Girl Fucked Her Way Through Infomercial Culinary Arts School Janaye girl, you and Ari gots sum competition in the fake books category
This post is for me. I am documenting my high self-esteem. Comic books. Toys. Music. Hair. Jokes. Plans. Vibes.
To Be Nine Years Old!
Lexi (my 9 year old cousin, whispering really intensely): How is their mom white if they're BLACK?
Me: Because their dad is black. That's just genetics.
Lexi: THEY. ARE. HOME. SCHOOLED.
My friend Ari and I like to make up titles for...
oheynaye: These titles usually originate from dialogues about our lives. Here is a taste: The Stains of John Shut Up, Jesus, I’ve Heard Enough Back From Bogotá The Chonga and Me If It Works, Baby, Do it See Baby, Someone Said Your Hair Was Pretty: Memoirs of a Black Girl in Suburbia (my personal favorite)
Tamburella: I think the new Joanna Newsom album is... →
I think the new Joanna Newsom album is pretty boring. With the exception of ‘81, Esme and Have One on Me it all sounds the same. Of course im sure it will grow on me and I will rue the day i’ve made this post…but the Joanna Newsom tumblr posted a short blurb by someone who said her voice was so… I wish that reblogs weren’t posted as links anymore because now no one’s going to...
Eric: I love you. I love you a lot.
Me: I love you a lot too.
Eric (my brother): Dude.. I just ghosted.
Me: YOU POOPED AND IT DISAPPEARED?
Me: Oh, god, I love that.
I’m fucking dying, I think the camera I just ordered off the web is fucked up. UGHHHHSFKDHDSKLDS MURDER MEEEEE
When I came home after work, I was greeted by my puppy, who is a fucking bastard. I love him, but he has a bad habit of licking you, licking you, and then BITING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FACE. so he did that and now my nose is bleeding. ughhhhhhhghghgh
WHO WANTS THE NEW JOANNA NEWSOM? →
drinkyourjuice: [bringtheruckuss:preretirementnerves] Baby birch, baby birch, baby birch. You want to download this. I’m only doing this because I know I’ll buy the album. I just can’t fucking wait.
For those of you interested in my brother’s career as a struggling actor and avid video game player, he’s scheduled to be in a shitload of awful independent short films, such as “Past the Fields”, a film by Chris Jackson. LIVIN DA DREAM, HOPE ii GET FAMOUz BY ASSOCIATION 1 DAY
robjdlc asked: $300. Man, thats a bargain.