Philosophy teacher (discussing morality, age and dating, etc.): Why isn't Anna Nicole Smith considered very strange for dating a much older man?
Girl in class: Because she's dead.
Jenny Lewis is coming to Orlando 3 days after my...
brita: I want to go. I want good seats. And I want to have fun. Anyone want to join me? WHOA mama needs to look into this.
I just tried two times to record myself...
willmccloud: after the second An Error Has Occurred message, I give up :( MY WALL PERHAPS?!?
get behind me, satan!
crwdedteef: Per my Bible as Literature lecture this morning ; “What comes to mind when someone says, ‘The Devil’?” - T.A. - “White men” - Some black girl.
martymcfly: morrrgan: I just heard the music from “I Was Born a Unicorn” on a Crayola commercial.. and I’m really alright with that. :^( GUILT TRIP ACTIVATED
I just heard the music from “I Was Born a Unicorn” on a Crayola commercial.. and I’m really alright with that.
No that wasn’t me, I didn’t even have the computer in December, it couldn’t have...– Brian (possibly trying to cover up why theres porn files on his computer dated at December) (via pooprula) - god I love BriGuy64. “MEOWTH, PAYDAY!!!”
Broken Social Scene - Stars and Sons - this is...
I drove my shitty ‘94 Nissan Sentra for the first time tonight. Just to the gas station, and still with my damn mom, but hey. One step closer.
Dear world, for the past week I’ve felt boring, unenthusiastic, and highly apathetic. I just got back home from spending the weekend with bethany and some of her family members in Daytona, and I feel much better. I think maybe my family has had me feeling down and I just needed some time away. I am back on track guys. Sorry for being neglective even if you couldn’t tell.
So I hosted the talent show.
taylorflannie: morrrgan: taylorflannie: I’m...
taylorflannie: I’m sending this your way,...
For Morgan. →
(via bethanyyy) hahah aww bethany… god that’s weird, i was just looking at some old posts and i JUST looked at the one where i posted a beluga picture for you to see.. thank you.
I think soon I am going to get a fucking beautiful, perfect bike, and then I can go around my neighborhood without feeling obligated to walk our dumb dog. So good.
wildephotog: Weezer - No One Else This is...
Some girl who I have spoken to only once has added me on MySpace. She kinda fuckin weirds me out. She asks through a message, “So what are your hobbies?” Strange question for me, but I list a couple basic things, and ask, “how about you?” To which she replies: “hmmm… i don’t really know. i’m kinda boring i guess lol i like to read and i LOVE...
pooprula: morrrgan: IT’S BETHANY’S FUGGIN BIRTHDAY! Too bad I dot giv a shit I love you <3 I don’t know who you love, me or Bethany, but I love that wild picture of Superman and Batman that you posted. So grood.
IT’S BETHANY’S FUGGIN BIRTHDAY!
bethanyyy: morrrgan: bethanyyy: morrrgan: bethanyyy: what time do you have to be at school by? Bethany, I do want to watch Milk tomorrow and I have to be at school tomorrow by 10:50. can you spend the night? :/ naw girl. I’m going with Max to pick up Nick from USF, and my mom’s already being a total bitch about that.. I’m sorry. But at least I’ll be seeing you tomorrow. i hope my mom...
bethanyyy: morrrgan: bethanyyy: what time do you have to be at school by? Bethany, I do want to watch Milk tomorrow and I have to be at school tomorrow by 10:50. can you spend the night? :/ naw girl. I’m going with Max to pick up Nick from USF, and my mom’s already being a total bitch about that.. I’m sorry. But at least I’ll be seeing you tomorrow.
bethanyyy: what time do you have to be at school by? Bethany, I do want to watch Milk tomorrow and I have to be at school tomorrow by 10:50.
bethanyyy: i’ve been gone from this forum for a while but im back. i have missed you. skfhdsjk i have missed you more than you have missed the whole world of tumblr.
Owwww.. That is the sound of me missing someone.
I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and...– The Royal Tenenbaums (via atoms) (via jonoh) (via dylicious)
Oh my Zeus I just found out that my mom’s friend Wade has been doing Janice Dickinson’s hair, and he says she is just as crazy as she seems on tv. So perfect.
My phone got shitted up with some water, so I can’t turn it on or anything. For the brief time I could look at my texts, I saw Max texted me: I am jealous I couldn’t be with you for Watchmen. And Bethany texted me, and I can’t remember what you said, something about your T.A. asking if you were okay since you’ve missed a lot of class. I haven’t seen anything else...
bethanyyy: morrrgan: Jeeeez nothing makes me feel like more of a douche than calling someone and waking them up from what was likely a comfortable sleep session. Damn it. if you’re talking about waking me up, i was glad you called. i went right back to sleep, it was good to hear your voice. pee!
Jeeeez nothing makes me feel like more of a douche than calling someone and waking them up from what was likely a comfortable sleep session. Damn it.
So, on my 12th birthday, my grandpa gave me an...
natfab: willmccloud: and after giving up on the violin later that year, it has been sitting in my parent’s room. Until now. I have no idea how to play anymore, it is probably way out of tune (not like I could even tell), but it is just really awesome to play some notes and hear how powerful the instrument sounds. I’m having fun. We need to watch the Strangers with Candy episode where Jerri...
Haha so uh.. Someone stole the battery out of my car. I don’t feel mad because I think it was bound to happen. I’ve never even driven that car. And the doors don’t lock, it was getting spiderwebs.. I did clearly neglect it. At least someone showed it a little attention.