planettampon: I just jacked off watching two guys fuck in a car. They said it was okay. This is 2010. Goodnight.
Joaquin I’m not going to reblog that video because I don’t want any attention on it, BUT GODDAMN IT I LOOK LIKE FUCKING GOLLUM
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
HotChaCha (3) ProSound Studio Band (3) Karaoke - Ameritz (2) Tegan and Sara (2) Modest Mouse (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
benjaminryancossum: This is a series of eight songs created by Taylor and I. The theme is women I can never have. Johnny also helped a little. LYRICS: Tina Brown Spicy Like Salsa She poisons with drano She’d be the boss-a me. Nicole Hoag Long blonde hair, but you could kick my ass Josh is real cool Josh is like super cool Josh is like super real cool I don’t wanna break you guys up. ...
“Speak, Like a Saint” - Macho Macho ...
I kinda just did
colormelauren: the most awkward thing I’ve ever done. I asked Christine Friar to follow me on Formspring. Is that like the internet equivalent of having a crush on someone and finally having an opportunity to ask them out? Probably. Wow, that comparison just happened. I hope she follows me. This is beautiful
Lacey Fucking Sigmon
oofoofoofoofoofoofbaha: morrrgan: Reactivated her tumblr. You can’t catch me I’m the stinky cheese man!! Morgan you’re funny Aw shit Ashley. You’re funny too.
drinkyourjuice: Jeff Buckley ft Elizabeth Fraser...
Lacey Fucking Sigmon
Reactivated her tumblr.
If a racist, homophobic fuck is waiting for a...
nicolehoag: and a Mexican gay man is their donor, what do you think they would do if they knew? Change their opinions? Refuse? Or just pretend they didn’t ever know who it was? I know in some situations you can meet donors so I’m just wondering. I’ll probably write and direct a movie about this someday. Maybe start asking little kids about it. I’ll blow their fucking minds.
i like not being sure sometimes if willmcclouds...
unheardof: i really do. willmccloud. I had to reblog this.
I was going through my old posts, and found this:
My brother is in the bathroom a little drunk, and he called me when I was in my bedroom. And we were talking about nothing, and I said, “I’m gonna fart in the phone.” and then I said I was kidding, and he said I should really do it. and when I did he said, “Hahaha oh my god, it sounded like a butterfly trying to burp.” What a life I have lived.
My cousin pronounced meme
drinkyourjuice: “meh-m” at dinner tonight. I corrected him. He did not think I was cooler afterwards. See Alex? Don’t try to tell me what I know.
Me (via text): Feliz Navidad Cesar!
Cesar: Merry Chrismas
Me (in computer translated Spanish): How was your Christmas? (I'm looking up the translation on my computer...)
Cesar: (blank text)
Me (in Spanish): Sorry, I didn't get that message! If this doesn't work then I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Cesar (in translated English): And as I was you
Me (in Spanish): Sorry, I don't understand what you said..
Cesar: If you want to write in english that I'm translating
Me: Haha, okay we'll see how this works. What did you do for Christmas?
...nothing so far...
I think I'm about to change my relationship status
and I know this seems fucking stupid. But I’m tired of the partial answer to, “Do you have a boyfriend?” with, “Um.. no..” And I’m tired of people asking “LOL Y DUZ UR FB SAY ‘ENGAGED’???” Trying to be honest with the world… Let’s see if I regret it.
“Ticket Away From Prague” - HotChaCha ...
Goal for 2010
wamiv: Get Barack Obama SAVED So we can FINALLY have a Christian president
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Naughty by Nature (4) Jailynne Stone (2) Why? (1) Three 6 Mafia (1) Iron & Wine (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Orlando, you can’t be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match...– Jerri Blank [via neverforgets] (via drinkyourjuice)
I am sincerely distraught that Brittany Murphy...
I’m not kidding at all, and I nearly cried except that I am in the presence of two people who would be weirded out by it completely. Fuck, Morgan
Back in Orlando, Tampa was insufferable
(via wamiv) UGHHHHHHH I WAS JUST GOING TO FUCKING SEE IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT I HAAAAAATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! dfgrjghkyjkiiu
and it feeeeel so goooood. I don’t know what to say, but I want it to touch you. I am forever.