January 2010
108 posts
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December 2009
129 posts
Nye
planettampon:
I just jacked off watching two guys fuck in a car. They said it was okay. This is 2010. Goodnight.
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Joaquin I’m not going to reblog that video because I don’t want any attention on it, BUT GODDAMN IT I LOOK LIKE FUCKING GOLLUM
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
HotChaCha (3)
ProSound Studio Band (3)
Karaoke - Ameritz (2)
Tegan and Sara (2)
Modest Mouse (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Watchbenjaminryancossum:
This is a series of eight songs created by Taylor and I. The theme is women I can never have. Johnny also helped a little.
LYRICS:
Tina Brown
Spicy Like Salsa
She poisons with drano
She’d be the boss-a me.
Nicole Hoag
Long blonde hair,
but you could kick my ass
Josh is real cool
Josh is like super cool
Josh is like super real cool
I don’t wanna break you guys up.
...
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“Speak, Like a Saint” - Macho Macho
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I kinda just did
colormelauren:
the most awkward thing I’ve ever done. I asked Christine Friar to follow me on Formspring. Is that like the internet equivalent of having a crush on someone and finally having an opportunity to ask them out? Probably.
Wow, that comparison just happened. I hope she follows me.
This is beautiful
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Lacey Fucking Sigmon
oofoofoofoofoofoofbaha:
morrrgan:
Reactivated her tumblr.
You can’t catch me I’m the stinky cheese man!! Morgan you’re funny
Aw shit Ashley. You’re funny too.
drinkyourjuice:
Jeff Buckley ft Elizabeth Fraser...
Lacey Fucking Sigmon
Reactivated her tumblr.
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If a racist, homophobic fuck is waiting for a...
nicolehoag:
and a Mexican gay man is their donor, what do you think they would do if they knew?
Change their opinions?
Refuse?
Or just pretend they didn’t ever know who it was?
I know in some situations you can meet donors so I’m just wondering. I’ll probably write and direct a movie about this someday. Maybe start asking little kids about it. I’ll blow their fucking minds.
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i like not being sure sometimes if willmcclouds...
unheardof:
i really do. willmccloud.
I had to reblog this.
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I was going through my old posts, and found this:
My brother is in the bathroom a little drunk, and he called me when I was in my bedroom. And we were talking about nothing, and I said, “I’m gonna fart in the phone.” and then I said I was kidding, and he said I should really do it. and when I did he said, “Hahaha oh my god, it sounded like a butterfly trying to burp.”
What a life I have lived.
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My cousin pronounced meme
drinkyourjuice:
“meh-m” at dinner tonight.
I corrected him.
He did not think I was cooler afterwards.
See Alex? Don’t try to tell me what I know.
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Language Barrier
Me (via text): Feliz Navidad Cesar!
Cesar: Merry Chrismas
Me (in computer translated Spanish): How was your Christmas? (I'm looking up the translation on my computer...)
Cesar: (blank text)
Me (in Spanish): Sorry, I didn't get that message! If this doesn't work then I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Cesar (in translated English): And as I was you
Me (in Spanish): Sorry, I don't understand what you said..
Cesar: If you want to write in english that I'm translating
Me: Haha, okay we'll see how this works. What did you do for Christmas?
...nothing so far...
I think I'm about to change my relationship status
and I know this seems fucking stupid.
But I’m tired of the partial answer to, “Do you have a boyfriend?” with, “Um.. no..”
And I’m tired of people asking “LOL Y DUZ UR FB SAY ‘ENGAGED’???”
Trying to be honest with the world… Let’s see if I regret it.
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“Ticket Away From Prague” - HotChaCha
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Goal for 2010
wamiv:
Get Barack Obama SAVED
So we can FINALLY have a Christian president
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Naughty by Nature (4)
Jailynne Stone (2)
Why? (1)
Three 6 Mafia (1)
Iron & Wine (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Orlando, you can’t be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match...”
– Jerri Blank [via neverforgets] (via drinkyourjuice)
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I am sincerely distraught that Brittany Murphy...
I’m not kidding at all, and I nearly cried except that I am in the presence of two people who would be weirded out by it completely.
Fuck, Morgan
Back in Orlando, Tampa was insufferable
(via wamiv)
UGHHHHHHH I WAS JUST GOING TO FUCKING SEE IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT I HAAAAAATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! dfgrjghkyjkiiu
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so drunk
and it feeeeel so goooood.
I don’t know what to say, but I want it to touch you.
I am forever.
