December 2009
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November 2009
83 posts
YOU KIDS WANNA FUCK???????????
It’d be nice if Facebook could subtly tell someone that I didn’t want to accept their friend request, but I did anyway.
“Morgan Burgess accepted your friend request… with reluctance.”
“Would you touch me/Cling and wage an intimate fight for me”
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have you ever touched someone sort of intimately...
…. me neither
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I am ready to be productive.
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If you are over twelve
drinkyourjuice:
and still sleeping with a teddy bear/blanket/snuggly thing in prominent view, you are an idiot.
I know, I know, they’re psychologically valuable — they’re “comfort objects” and you love them etc., and what’s the harm in just wanting to love something? A little plush rabbit from 1982 never hurt anyone, right?
Wrong.
Know what my comfort object is?
My dignity.
What kind of...
mliaverage:
Earlier this morning, I was teaching my mom the appropriate time to say, “That’s what she said”. Later we were eating some really hot chilli when my brother said that it was too hot. My dad said, “You’re not beneath blowing it”. My mom then yells, “SHE SAID THAT!! SHE SAID THAT!” and then turns to me to tell me that she’s a quick study. She had no idea why I had fallen out of my...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) →
Tegan and Sara (8)
Nelly featuring City Spud (5)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (4)
Styles P Featuring Swizz Beatz (4)
Joanna Newsom (4)
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nicolehoag:
Head of the Chattahoochee | Rowing pictures and photos by Sportgraphics.http://sportgraphics.com/photos/4050670
I would just like for everyone to click and see my face. Thanks so much.
haha ohhhh GET IT.
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Ain't nothin like googlin gays and bouncin to tha...
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Lately I have been exposed to some intense brokenlove movies/songs, and I am making a big dumb playlist in dedication to that.
If you have suggestions I’d like to hear em.
Of course, you lazy bloodshits never respond to this so what.ev.er.
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Wanna fuck fly bitches, when I walk pay attention.
Morgan,
There’s a SoBe water in the fridge. DRINK IT - lotsa vitamins!
- Jamie
I like getting post-it notes. And they’re even better when I’m sick.
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Hey.
Must be the money.
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drunk
someone: I like your plesiosaur.
J.R.: Thank you. I only know what a plesiosaur is because of this tattoo. Before, I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE? YOU LIKE MY FUCKING LOCHNESS MONSTER."
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15) →
Sufjan Stevens (4)
CocoRosie (2)
macho macho (2)
Styles P Featuring Swizz Beatz (1)
The White Stripes (1)
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