leahesther: i hate it when timing doesn’t work out. i was sitting in argos, writing a cute little note for you, Morgan, and when i went out to the parking lot Bethany’s car was gone. Then i go up to my room to find you left me an amazingly sweet letter. you are such a cool girl, i really don’t know how else to encompass the way i feel about you. it was so much fun having you around, it should...
Wow. I absolutely love Taylor Flanagan.
woman, i adore you and miss you– My pal Jesus Santiago. I love out-of-nowhere statements like these from people you haven’t talked to in awhile.
There are two girls who sometimes sit at the table I sit at during lunch and today they had Celine Dion shirts on, because they saw her last night I guess. So I said, “Is that Celine Dion?” GIRL: Haha yes ME: She’s my rock…
Why is an effing commune being started outside the... →
nickjonaslovesthreesomes: Because it surely wont be able to stand up to the capabilities of our (Will, Nicole, Taylor, Morgan) mother-fucking commune. hey I’m involved in your commune?! hail yeah.
bethanyyy: i just cannot express the pride i feel for the teethbrush thing. its karaoke all over again. but less cause my mom isn’t on tumblr, and i just want to say. our friends have the best ones so far. i haven’t had time but if these Monsters work i should be up for homework and the art fuck. Bethany. Most times when you write something, I have to read it like three times to understand what...
nickjonaslovesthreesomes: morrrgan: Check dat e-mail. I can’t see your picture! I don’t know why.. wtfz. okay, let me check the formatting. I’ll send it as an updated jped and a gif. KKz. Thanks mom!
Check dat e-mail. I can’t see your picture! I don’t know why..
I just picked up a bottle of water, attempted to drink it, and instead, completely missed my mouth, or face entirely and.. literally.. just threw water all over myself. Not a bad thing though. If it were.. milk, I’d be upset.
Eric: I'VE FUCKED MORE MODELS THAN BULIMIA!!!
Me: Hahah what is that from?
Eric: I made it up. Tell Taylor I made it up.
… I made a new “tumblelog” for the tooth brush thing. I still want to see your pics here, just sayin.. I’m openin’ dis shit up INTAH-NATIONAL and all!! http://teethbrush.tumblr.com
Remember when we were at Sweet Bay and I was trying to figure out if I should get the Italian Sweet Creme coffee creamer or the Hazelnut Biscotti kind? Well, the Italian Sweet Creme was totally the better choice. My mom brought home the Hazelnut Biscotti stuff and it tastes, just.. bad.
I have to be attracted to someone for them to be my friend.– -Morgan Burgess (via taylorflannie) + Ahahah I forgot all about this.
morgaaan: “And finally … how to fall in love Find a complete stranger. Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour. Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes. York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love. He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that...
So, I have seen on my dashboard where it says “Liked 121 posts” or whatever, and I knew that if I clicked on it, it would show me all the things I ever “liked” but I never clicked on it for some reason.. but I did the other day. And it was really, really nice.. So many fucking great things that I already forgot about, and all at once.. wow. It made me feel great. So the...
If you are a person who I might see during the weekends (i.e., Bethany, Ben, etc.) then I am willing to schedule an appointment where we can construct the scene together. But if you can do it on your own, I like being surprised.
A Task - Please Participate
Alright. As some of you may know, I thoroughly enjoy watching my friends brush their teeth. What I did not realize was that I also love these really artsy pictures of my friends brushing their teeth.. I want as many of these as I can collect, okay? Taylor and Max are exempt (unless they wish to do it again) because of these fucking awesome pictures: I know at least Will is capable of this....
martymcfly: What exactly is the internet? “Internet or IPN (International Pornographic Network) is actually the inner-net in most bathing-shorts. This is unknown, since Bill Gates in 1987 stole the name from Louis Vuitton, who was going to announce the internet in shorts at the 1987 Spring Fashion Show in New York, but Gates snapped the idea right out of his hands, and announced the...
Sigh.. the youth..
There is a freshman girl in my volleyball class. I try to take into consideration the fact that she is fresh outta middle school and does not know.. well, anything. At least in terms of society. And how to have a normal conversation. And I like to cyber stalk people I don’t know well, okay? She has like 3 MySpaces. Let’s take a look at her “About Me” sections. First...
Happy Chinese New Year. →
These pictures are really, really good by the way.
In spirit of Watchmen, why don’t you guys check out some real life super heroes?! My favorite from this list is Terrifica. “The only female caped-crusader on this list, Terrifica takes her role as a feminine hero seriously, aiming to help women all around New York get through the typical big city evening without falling pray to scheming males. She has been known to patrol the bar...
martymcfly: morrrgan: Nearly all of my weekends in the month of February are looking fucking great. I just have the 4th weekend to fill.. Check mah schedulez! : Friday, February 6th: Tim and Eric’s show in Orlando! I have to get the tickets for this.. Saturday, February 7th: My grandmother’s little music festival! This is only exciting for me. Saturday, February 14th: My nerdy friend...
Nearly all of my weekends in the month of February are looking fucking great. I just have the 4th weekend to fill.. Check mah schedulez! : Friday, February 6th: Tim and Eric’s show in Orlando! I have to get the tickets for this.. Saturday, February 7th: My grandmother’s little music festival! This is only exciting for me. Saturday, February 14th: My nerdy friend Cameron’s...
I wore pantyhose. I don’t normally wear pantyhose. But I like girls who...– Amy Sedaris
So family bowling time got cancelled. This is a little frustrating considering I sort of planned my weekend around it and now I am at home bored with nothing to do. I guess I will watch I’m Not There. If anyone wants to, you know, send me pigeon messages, I’m up for it.
wildephotog: Oh No! Oh My! - Lisa, Make Love!...
Bloody Butt Holes?
nicolehoag: I just watched, “1 man, 1 cup,” by myself, in my room. And I watched the entire thing. I yelled and teared up but I made myself finish watching it just so that when it was over, I could sit here and type this. Also, so that I can continue bragging about how brave and cool I am about porn and intensely graphic images and videos. So now I can move on with my...
Some Girl In the Hallway (talking to some other girl): Just make sure you don't break it, 'cause I need it for my birthday
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Sometimes I feel like my existence is not...
willmccloud: ugh, I don’t even have words for this. I’m going to sleep it off. I don’t really think anyone’s existence is. Instead I think that since humans have been given an existence anyway, I think the absolute best thing we can do is acknowledge that we at the very least have potential to do good things or be happy. Maybe you should make a list of things you want to do that...
My baby kisses like a heart attack.– Head Automatica - “Curious” (via wildephotog) - I don’t know this song, and I only know this band really casually, but I remember I listened to the Pink Spiders a lot at the same time that I listened to Head Automatica, and there is a song by the Pink Spiders called “Modern...
“Walk On By”, my latest obsession. ...
“If you see me walkin’ down the street, and I start to cry each time we meet Walk on by… Make believe that you don’t see the tears, just let me grieve in private ‘Cause each time I see you, I break down and cry Walk on by… I just can’t get over losing you, and so if I seem broken and blue Walk on by… Foolish pride! That’s all that I have...