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martymcfly:

The Corrections (by FlyDogFilms)

This is a movie me and my friends made. Its got dizzying highs. Frightening lows and creamy middles. You should watch it. 

I star in this Morgan Burgess directed epic. Worth multiple viewings.

It seems I still 500 ish followers on here so I’m going to reblog this because I’m a worthless piece of shit and I just want anyone to watch this.

Add me on neopets y’all

Add me on neopets y’all

  • August 13, 2011, 10:28pm

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sigh

sigh

  • July 29, 2011, 6:08pm

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Anonymous asked: are you for real about that "tug job" lol what is that anyway :P

Guys I don’t use this tumblr anymore. And people like this are basically why? I pity-followed and regretted. I mean for the love of god. AM I FOR REAL ABOUT THAT TUG JOB. WHAT IS THAT. LOL. LOL WHAT IS THAT. :P

  • July 28, 2011, 10:49pm

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I look like Ashley Judd in Where the Heart Is

I look like Ashley Judd in Where the Heart Is

Drunk At Denny's Part II

  • Kara: [in reference to my burrito] Take that home.
  • Me: I don't wanna take it home, it makes me sick.
  • Kara: I'm making you do it.
  • Me: No, I wanna take a dump and go to sleep
  • Kara: You crazy little shit.

  • June 24, 2011, 2:47am

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Drunk At Denny's:

  • Me: [spits out water]
  • Kara: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
  • Me: Nothing!
  • Kara: You're nauseated.
  • Me: No, I'm not, I swear!
  • Kara: YOU CRAZY BITCH, YOU ARE.

  • June 24, 2011, 2:41am

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  • June 20, 2011, 12:42pm

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I feel weird so I drew my new phone. I think after years of refusal to commit, I have decided purple is probably my favorite color and I’m gay

I feel weird so I drew my new phone. I think after years of refusal to commit, I have decided purple is probably my favorite color and I’m gay

  • June 12, 2011, 9:49pm

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Submolecular interconnectedness fucking delights me

  • June 11, 2011, 3:51pm

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